Wednesday, December 8, 2010

5k

I ran a 5k! Well, I jogged/ walked a 5k. My time is not important, what's important is that I wasn't last and I FINISHED it. I'm pretty proud of me. Here's a picture of me looking immensely cute, post race. I was gross and tired and it was less than 10 degrees. Cold.


HAPPY (late) THANKSGIVING!!!!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Names

Some names are awesome.

Some are not.

We all have our favorites and here are mine:

Female
Charlotte
Elizabeth
Adelaide

Male
James
Oliver
Rupert
Franklin

Turns out I like old British men... hmmm.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Thoughts of a Tuesday

I have a fever and the only prescription is graduation!

This is insane. I thought high school senioritis was bad. But this, this is mixed with a heavy dose of "scared out of my pants" and "welp, what now?" Increasing, in my opinion, the intensity.

April 2011 means:
no more college
no more "help" from mom and pops. (the quotes are there because I should have been doing everything on my own but every now and then they'd throw me a bone in the shape of money.)
no more homework
no more tests in the testing center
no more student discounts (legally)
and a handful of other things that don't seem important enough (or easy enough to spell) to put here.

Other than being scared out of my MIND about the offerings of 5 months from now, good things have happened in the here and now:

1. I was accepted into the advanced screenwriting course for my final semester. I will be writing a feature length screenplay and then selling it more hundreds of thousands of dollars. Well, that's the plan at least.
2. I'm famous!

http://www.mormontimes.com/article/18361/Americas-changing-perception-of-Mormons


I was quoted in "Mormon Times" which is a subset of "Deseret News" which is only circulated in Utah so, basically I'm a superstar. (I'm at the very end, so you can skip the article if you want and just read about me.)
3. I went on a date. I know, right? Sure, it was blind and set up by my ward and involved other people and a mystery tie, but it's a step in the right direction. He's from Virginia, funny enough, and has good taste in movies (although, I'm always nervous that people lie when they learn I'm a film major. C'mon, people, my favorite movie is "While You Were Sleeping"!) Cool guy.

So, life is good.

CHRISTMAS! what?

Saturday, November 13, 2010

My Friday: A New Novel by Amy Roskelley

I haven't been up to Salt Lake at all since this school year started so I was grateful for the opportunity yesterday. My dear friend, Lauren, got in a car accident (she's fine, thanks for asking) and was car shopping. Naturally, all the cars she wanted were in SLC and, newly car-less (I almost said "careless", whoops...) she enlisted my assistance. In payment, she took me to cheesecake factory! yum.

So, we leave early afternoon, 1:30 right after my last class. The first stop is right there in Provo. Finding the location was a treat within itself, but eventually we succeeded and made our way up the front porch steps of a cute little house. This was, not, however a home. It was a loan place? maybe? where they rented carpet cleaners? and sold VCRs? Basically, sketch.

So we tell the girl we're there and she yells in the back for "Jake." (I guess the quotation marks were unnecessary but they just felt right.) A middle aged man comes out and says to follow him, the car is just a couple blocks away. weird.

We follow him and 10 minutes later pull into a gravel lot behind an abandoned building where 5 or 6 run-down cars are lined up against a chain-linked fence. Seriously, if it wasn't 2 in the afternoon, I would have been scared for my life.

Long story short: the car didn't even start. heck no, techno.

Then the drive to Salt Lake. uneventful.

Finding the dealership, a little eventful. when Lauren called guy #2 and told him that we were lost and "by the airport" he laughed. Lauren blames google maps, I blame Lauren.

We made it, test drove three cars, she's thinking.

Third and final place. hilarious.

Rick (guy #3) was the Utah version of a "good ol' boy." He runs a one door garage out of what looks like his trailer. With a huge dog (named Tank) and a small blonde woman who I assumed was his wife but Lauren thought was his niece (maybe both...).

The car wasn't technically allowed to be driven since it was uninsured and without a license plate. So once around the block while Hercules (Sandlot reference anyone?) followed me around and sniffed my crotch. Then Rick proceeded to tell us stories and show us his cars and be weird and funny. And dirty. Physically, not verbally.

Then cheesecake factory where we sat at the bar because it was PACKED and I got carded for the first time in my life!!! It was very exciting.

Yummy food, yummy cheesecake. :)

Got caught in hecka (my mom reads this...) bad traffic and Lauren was late for her date! Sorry. But apparently he wasn't mad.

And I went to bed.

The end.

ps- Lauren's car that she totaled: Explorer. The only car she's looking at: Explorer. Seriously, branch out! That was super boring car shopping.

pps- don't mind the terrible switches from present to past tense. It happens.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Hookie

After waking up late today, taking an incredibly fast shower, and getting ready in record time, I came to find out that, like an idiot, I had left my computer open over night thus using all of the power available to it and being dead this morning as I was trying to run out the door. As it turns out I can't do anything in my class unless I have my computer. I can't make any sense of what my teacher is saying so I just highlight the stuff she quotes. But since I didn't have the files available to me, I was stuck with a choice:

1. Go to class and attempt to take written notes on things that make no sense anyway

or

2. stay home

:)

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Writer's Block


That's me. Writer's Block. I capitalize both words because I think it is something to be feared and respected.

Tomorrow I have a ten page treatment for a feature length film due. I've got my idea (thanks Dad!) and I've got my beginning and ending. Turns out, however, the middle is HARD! It's so easy to say, "and then a bunch of stuff happens and in the end, they are together!" but writing that "stuff" has turned into a chore, and a near impossible one at that.


If anyone has a remedy for Writer's Block, for the love of everything holy tell me PLEASE! My frustration could easily escalate to dangerous levels*.
*see the crazy eye!

Sunday, October 31, 2010

HAPPY HALLOWEEN


From the three blind mice.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Happy October 27th

I sure hope everyone got enough summer/ fall because here come WINTER! This means cold, snow, ice, dark, and beautiful loveliness. I am probably the only person in Provo who loves snow. This is a gift just for me (sorry that everyone else has to suffer for my benefit, but thanks!)
This also means Christmas is coming up and I'm ready for it. I've been listening to Christmas music secretly on my ipod for weeks now.
I'll be staying in Utah this year, but at least this way I know I'll get a white Christmas!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I have a blog?!

Friends, readers, mom,

I forgot I had this blog. I was so caught up with the cycling blog (or so caught up with neglecting the cycling blog) that this one kind of slipped from my radar. But I'm back with all sorts of false promises about keeping up with it and entertaining you with anecdotes from my daily life. The first of which is a complaint:

BYU registration for classes
subcategory: Theater and Media Arts

I went to sign up for classes today (because I forgot last night) and was accosted with this message no less than three times:

"This class requires departmental approval"

C'mon!!! I'm a senior, this is my last semester, I'm a film major, I've taken all the pre-requs, I. Just. Want. To. Register. But no, that would be far too easy. Now I have to go to campus, talk to the secretary who doesn't know anything, and try to get these classes added to my schedule. Yay. Thanks, BYU, for making this so complicated. I'm trying to help YOU out by graduating and moving on but you're making it very difficult.

Let's work on this, eh?

Saturday, June 26, 2010

My Summer

The road trip was so long ago, I don't really remember much. As it comes to me, I promise I'll post. (but probably not, so be prepared for that). More importantly? MY SUMMER!

Many things have happened. I have had three jobs. The first was temporary, the second was SUPPOSED to be great but ended up sucking the life and good happy feelings out of me so I had to get job number three which is AWESOME! I work M-F 11-2:30 and everyone is so nice. It's a quaint little sub shop where the owners are there everyday and they remember you and what you order no matter how long it's been since you've been in. It's the perfect fit. Also, it gives me evenings to have fun and it's late enough in the morning that I don't really have to worry about waking up! Yay Georgia's Sub and Deli.

Even better than that, though, is my involvement with "The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee." My high school had an all-alumni performance this summer to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Theater in the school and I was fortunate enough to be a part of it. It was a little rough at the beginning but I had job number two at the time and was missing rehearsals a lot. Once I was finally FREE however, I had the best few weeks EVER! It's been way too long since I was on stage and it felt pretty good. And on top of that, I finally made some friends this summer so I can quit whining about that.

Look at some of the fun we had:
25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Cribs: Glass Theatre Style

We had our last performance tonight and I'm having a hard time accepting the fact that it's over.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

ROAD TRIP!!!! Part one

We've been saying that we would and planning a grand cross-country road trip for three years and these past couple weeks have finally seen this dream become a reality. You didn't think we would actually do it, did you? It's OK, neither did I. But it happened and we got to see some pretty amazing things.

Day one

We drove from Provo to Las Cruces, New Mexico where Lauren's dad had pulled some strings and procured us a free hotel. The stay included a massage chair, a coffee/hot chocolate machine that was too fancy to work, and being hit on by 6th graders (boy is THAT a story for another time...).

I have no pictures. :(

Day two

A quick-ish drive from New Mexico all the way over to New Braunfels, Texas where we stayed with Lauren's family (which was just her mom because her dad was in Chicago... :/). We had a lovely dinner waiting for us on their fancy dining room table and were very grateful for food that wasn't wrapped in plastic and purchased from Wal-mart the day before. We also rode a tandem bike and got attacked by fire ants. Overall, a successful evening.

Again, no pictures. But I will eventually have video!

Day three

A relaxing morning, and then we headed off to the Guadalupe River (correctly pronounced "gwa-duh-loop" if you're in Texas) with our inter-tubes for a nice float. Unfortunately, a lazy drunk had left his beer can on the side of the river and I got a huge gash in my foot. Don't worry, I still went in the river. And it was worth it. We floated past the biggest water park in the Continental US (it was closed) and Desiree even got hit on by some EMS trainees.

Lauren took us to her favorite Barbecue place and then we all cleaned up and napped. We spent the evening walking around Greune... Greene...Grune... something like that. But it's pronounced "Green" and it's the cutest little town. We ate at a delicious Mexican place and ending the evening with my first ever viewing of "Saturday's Warriors." For those who don't know, it's a terrible Mormon musical that was unfortunately filmed. It's kind of become a joke and I had never seen it. Desiree and Lauren felt it was their responsibility to save me and forced me to watch it. It was bad.

We went to bed pretty early to prepare for the trying day ahead of us. (that's foreshadowing)

(Part two coming soon...)

Monday, February 1, 2010

Riding Bikes is Super Fun!

Here it is, like I promised a LONG time ago. A link to my Cycling blog. Support me in my somewhat crazy goal of cycling across the entire state! C'mon, it'll be fun.

Just click HERE!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Teaching

So friends, here's the deal: I want to be a teacher.

I'm obviously in it for the money. Hey, don't judge me! No one frowns on a doctor* but honestly who REALLY wants to sit around looking in people's mouths and then telling them to drink orange juice and charging them for that? Sounds grueling.

This decision was made in installments. When I was little I liked to play school and I loved being the teacher. I wanted to be an actress more, though, so I didn't recognize the early signs.

Then in high school I graded my mom's papers. (hope that's not against the rules and someone is reading this that will punish her for it. Because my blog is super popular with my mom's co-workers...) I thought I was in it for the money but maybe I found a sick pleasure in using a red pen.

Then, last semester I took the prep class for Hands on a Camera (this awesome program where we as college students go to high schools and teach them about documentary making and film making and storytelling) and we learned about teaching.

Now this semester I am participating in Hands on a Camera and once a week I teach high school-ers which is so rewarding because they actually like this subject. AND I mentor a kindergarten-er on Fridays and we work on our alphabet AND I'm taking the prep class to be a TA for intro to film and in that class we actually teach a college class once or twice a week. So even if I didn't think I wanted to it seems that I am drawn to teaching.

Now the concern is: I have (or WILL have next April) my bachelor's in Media Arts. So how do I go about becoming a teacher? Anyone? Grad school? Certification programs? Do career counselors know this stuff? Anyone, anyone? Bueller?

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*disclaimer: doctors are hard-working, well-educated people. I'm not hating. Heck, I plan on marrying one. I'm not stupid, I know what a high school teacher makes.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

The start

School is back in a big way. Classes = mostly awesome. I'm taking horror which is, surprisingly, horrifying. I'm scared to get in my car every Wednesday night thinking there's a crazy witch in the back seat. Yes, that's right, we watched "Drag me to Hell." which leads me to an apology: I promised my own personal movie reviews and I have not given any in a super duper long time. To make amends I give you...

"Drag Me to Hell"
- scary. But I'm easily scared. The suspense was good, the gross stuff was really gross, and there were intentionally funny moments. I wouldn't recommend it, though. Mostly because I don't like scary movies. But the types of people who do like to be scared probably won't be by this one.

"Sherlock Holmes"
- Surprisingly entertaining. I went in with low expectations and a bit of a snobby attitude. "Holmes is not an action star, he's a boring old British man." thought I. How very wrong I was. The story was intriguing, the acting was well-done, and c'mon people: Jude Law is hot. It wasn't incredibly deep or thought-provoking but very entertaining. I suggest you see it. Whoever "you" are.

"Princess and the Frog"
- I am reminded of "The Little Mermaid" and "Aladdin" when I watch this which, in case you are wondering, is a very good thing. The story was so fun, the music was catchy and classic, the 2-D animation was very nostalgic for me. The characters were the best part, though. They threatened to be over-done, cheesy, etc. but they weren't. Every character was voiced well and the story made them likable. I saw it with my family and Hannah was the youngest one in the group (17). You do NOT have to have kids to go see it. In fact, I think its better without kids squirming and dropping their popcorn and having to go to the bathroom.

"The Blind Side"
- I love Sandra Bullock. Mostly because I love "While You Were Sleeping" but also because I think she's just cute. She was not the normal Sandy in this film, however. Enough of her came through the character so that it was still her, essentially, but I think she deserves the Golden Globe nod. The story was very inspiring. Nothing too new but I'm a sucker for underdog stories. Also for Southern accents. Also, Tim McGraw. All of these elements wrapped up in one package = a must see. I've heard it called "the feel good movie of the year" and that's so true. You can't help but feel better about life after seeing this film.

"Up In the Air"
- I saw this one for two reasons: it's nominated for like, a billion awards. And George Clooney. Don't see it because its nominated, see it for Georgie because you may like it more than I did. I went in thinking it would make me think and send my world into chaos which it tried to do, but ultimately didn't. It was well-made and a good story idea, I just didn't think it was executed in the best way. I came away from the theater angry which, I'm pretty sure, was not the emotion others felt. Even though I can see why others liked it so much, I wasn't a fan. If you see it, try explaining it to me. I'm afraid I just didn't get it.

Other than that, I'm debating what to see next. "Avatar"? "It's Complicated"? "Leap Year"? Let me know if you have any suggestions.